No Fixed Address: Offshore Adventures of “Nuthin Wong”

Author: A. Clive Hamman

Publisher: Alvor PC Computers, available in E-book or printed copy from [email protected]

Pages: 541

Date of publication: 2008

If you’ve ever dreamed about sailing around the world, you’ll identify with the seagoing wanderlust that motivated author Hamman to build a 47-foot Chinese junk and sail west from Vancouver Island to Nova Scotia, a total of 34,000 miles in 9 years. Instead of completing his circumnavigation by returning to Vancouver Island, he then sailed from Canada back across the Atlantic to Ireland and the Mediterranean. The skipper located crew, when necessary, by posting fliers, advertising in local newspapers, or appearing on radio talk-shows for “co-adventurers” who would agree to share costs, duties, and whatever expertise they might have in order to arrive at their intended destinations (or to jump ship if they found the experience disagreeable).Nuthin Wong low res copy

The maiden voyage of “Nuthin Wong” in 1991 was from Port Renfrew on Vancouver Island to Christmas Island in the South Pacific, a total of 38 days and 3,800 miles with six crewmembers who had never been to sea. From there, Hamman journeyed to many islands and countries. The book details his experiences with hundreds of motley crews, treacherous sea conditions, corrupt police and customs’ officials, desperate pirates, and untrustworthy locals. It also describes numerous boat issues, including knockdowns, repairs, and being stuck on a reef for six days. Oh yeah, and along the way there were also a fair number of opportunities for “wine, women, and song.” After determining enough time had been spent “on the dirt,” Hamman’s passion for the sea led to his favourite expression:  “Would love to stay but really must be going.”

In the author’s own words some ports were “tough,” such as Walvis Bay in Africa: “I came in to town a month ago for five days to replace a rear oil seal in the transmission and have since changed crews, had my six-month old Jack Russell hijacked and possibly eaten, my bicycle stolen when I lent it to a friend, my safe broken into, witnessed an armed robbery and leaving town with one arm in a sling.”

The frequent use of maps with course lines keeps the reader oriented to various parts of the world. Pictures of his mostly young crew and rusty steel junk add reality to his writings. While reading Clive Hamman’s No Fixed Address, I was struck by the similarity of the author’s style with that of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road, written in the late 40’s about his travels across America … spontaneity, slangy language, a quest to find meaning in life, and razor-sharp descriptions of seemingly endless predicaments and adventures. I thoroughly enjoyed both books.

Reviewer’s note:  In May 2015, I had the opportunity to meet the 69-year-old author, who was selling autographed copies of his book at a farmer’s market on Quadra Island, British Columbia. At the time, his boat was on the hard in Panama and he was planning on “getting out of town” in January 2016 to begin his return voyage to Vancouver Island. He apologized for the grammatical and punctuation errors in the book, but said I could “still get the gist of his adventure.” I certainly did, especially his repeated encounters with Indonesian pirates, and have since removed Indonesia from my list of future cruising grounds.